Tuesday
Nov152005
Damn I Love Saltines
Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 5:18PM
4 Comments Always have. I can eat a sleeve of them without thinking twice. The best ones have at least one edge that's baked to a golden brown.

Sometimes - just sometimes - you'll find a whole sleeve where all of them have the burnt edge. Score.
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Reader Comments (4)
My favorite things to eat on saltines, in case you needed to know:
- pieces of cheddar or jack cheese
- tuna
- peanut butter
- Vienna sausages, sliced in half lengthwise
I know, gross! But baby, you can't change me.
I love Saltines, too. And most every type of craker. I can eat a sleeve or box of Ritz or Wheat Thins or Cheeze-Its and not even realize it.
Yum! At least I don't feel that way about candy or chocolate.
This entry is perfect in its minimalism.
Is it possible that this blog entry on saltines is going to attract more comments than any other? And all positive? Maybe you have a future as a food critic.